Funny story

Yesterday was a busy day. As previously stated, we had friends over to the house most of the afternoon and everyone was really tired. About 7:15, I fell asleep for about 10 minutes in the recliner. Mallory was in my lap and also fell asleep.

As most of you know, I have weird sleeping patterns. If I get a late nap, I can't go to sleep for hours afterward. Therefore, I was up late last night. When I finally decided to lay down (12:36) I couldn't go to sleep. My stomach (and baby) decided they were hungry. I tossed and turned hoping I could just drift off and wait until breakfast. But no such luck. At 1:27, I finally got out of bed. The only thing that sounded good was Oreos and milk.

Quietly I make my way through the house and decide against turning on the lights in the panty. I knew where the Oreos would be on the shelf. However, I didn't realize what would be in their surrounding area. So you can imagine my surprise when suddenly....I hear a loud shattering noise and begin to feel wet stuff down the side of my leg. As I struggle to turn on the light, I realize that a new bottle of hot sauce was on the same shelf. I must have knocked it over when reaching for the cookies.

At 1:30 this morning, I was cleaning hot sauce off of almost every item in my pantry/laundry room. I was all over the door, my ironing board, me, the wall, the floor. No to mention that I didn't have shoes or socks on. I had to get all of the glass up off the floor too.

I was awake enough to want cookies, but not excited about what it cost me. Ahhhh...what we will do when our cravings take over!